Thursday, November 27, 2008

Fellow Business Executives: As the CFO of this business that employees 140 people

Fellow Business Executives:



As the CFO of this business that employees 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that with Barack Obama as our next President, our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Clients will have to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8%; but since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead.

This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn?t know how to choose who will have to go. So, this is what I did. I strolled thru our parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on our employees? cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off.

I can?t think of a more fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I gave it to them.

If you have a better idea, let me know.

2 comments:

Len said...

Here's an idea... Stop blaming Barack Obama and those who supported his candidacy for your poor business practices. Learn to take responsibility for your own actions and decisions.

Jolly Roger said...

The ignorant myopia of a wingtard is stunning.

You don't want to pay taxes? Then why didn't you scream at the top of your lungs when those "conservatives" you worship ran up such a debt that a SHARP tax hike became inevitable?

That's the way it is with you something-for-nothing types. As soon as someone suggests that you share in the burden-be it serving in the Armed Forces, or paying for all this pork your glorious leaders slathered on the upper 2% in this country-you get mad and start looking for people to punish. I'm guessing 500 welfare families haven't cost this country as much as 10 modern-day "conservatives" do.