New Retirement Plan, the 401 Keg Plan

New Retirement Plan

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of AIG stock one year ago, it would now be worth $56.91. With Washington Mutual, you would have $120.36 left of the original $1,000.00 With 'Fannie Mae', you would have $11.34 left.

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Lehman Bros one year ago it would now be almost worthless; less than $.86. If you had purchased RH Donelley, you would have $45.69 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is called the 401-Keg Plan.