Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Redneck

Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Redneck







> Here is a little test that will help you decide. The
> answer can be found
> by posing the following question:
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> POLITICAL TEST:
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> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
> and two small
> children. Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife comes
> around the
> corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
> Allah, raises
> the knife, and charges at you.
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> You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP (BIG pistol),
> and you are an expert shot.
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> You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
> family. What do you
> do?
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> THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:
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> Democrat's Answer :
> Well, that's not enough information to answer the
> question!
> Does the man look poor or oppressed?
> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him
> to attack?
> Could we run away?
> What does my wife think?
> What about the kids?
> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the
> knife out of
> his hand?
> What does the law say about this situation?
> Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of
> message does
> this send to society and to my children?
> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
> content just to wound
> me?
> If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family
> get away while
> he was stabbing me?
> Should I call 9-1-1?
> Why is this street so deserted?
> We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and
> make this a
> happier, healthier street that would discourage such
> behavior.
> This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some
> friends for
> few days and try to come to a consensus.
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> Republican's Answer:
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> BANG!
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> Redneck's Answer:
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> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG !
> Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> Click
> Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
> Winchester Silver Tips
> or Hollow Points?!'
> Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
> Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the
> Taxidermist!'